KIWI RIDER DECEMBER 2017 VOL.1 | Page 65

And then just as you’re congratulating yourself on not meeting Mary, you’re in all the wrong gears and in all the wrong places for Turn 11. But it doesn’t matter. Pick something approximating third and dive into Turn 11 with a will, because what happens next is stupendous and even more terrifying than all that has come before. Turn 12. It just goes on forever. And if you’re not doing 180km/h with your knee on the deck and your spleen, kidneys and colon in your mouth, you’re doing it wrong. It is a sensational corner. Racers love it because it genuinely terrifies them. Screw it up here and they haven’t mined enough titanium to screw you back together. But just as you think you have nothing left to shit yourself over, you come out of Turn 12 and onto the main straight. Or the “down the chute”, as those racer bastards refer to it. Welcome to one of the fastest and longest straights in the world. Speeds in excess of 330km/h are common down the chute. But not for you. Or me. We shall be pleased with something less than 300. Lean forward. Try and put your chin on the petrol tank. Don’t bother if you’re on a Harley – the people watching on the pit wall will only laugh and wonder if you’re having a stroke. Everyone else adopt the position for going really fast by trying to make yourself as aerodynamic as possible. You’ll understand why this is important at the end of the straight when you sit up and the wind-blast tries to tear off your head and hurl it into the main street of Cowes. But before you get to end of the main straight (which of course you can’t see because the main straight slopes down just past the second overbridge and it looks like you’re accelerating into the ocean), you’ll need to redline it in every gear you have left, which should be fourth, fifth and sixth. If you’re going from fifth to sixth at the second overbridge, you’re really motoring and you’re very special. And you’re entering Turn One at what will seem like 5000km/h. This is problematic... unless you are Marc Marquez. Perhaps a lower gear and touch of brakes? No? Off you go then. Be happy in the knowledge the fist-sized rocks that once filled the run- off area at Turn One are now much smaller. And will officially hurt much less when you hit them like a meteor from outer space. Made it around Turn One? Great stuff. Now do it all again. Just go faster and let the words of the great Hunter S Thompson guide you on your way… “Faster, Faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.” Another fast bugger. 2016 NZSBK Champ, Sloane Frost KIWI RIDER 65