KIWI RIDER DECEMBER 2017 VOL.1 | Page 64

Don’t worry about Turn Five. You kinda just go straight past it without any turning going on because you’re still kinda coming out of Honda all the way until you start coming into Turn Six. Turn Six is Siberia. And it’s called that because lots of people have died in Siberia and been eaten by wolves and bears. It’s a stupid corner and one which racers will tell you is best taken “flat out in fourth”. They’re lying. If you can take Siberia flat out in fourth then you need to call the Factory Ducati MotoGP team and tell them Lorenzo rides like a gibbon and you’ll take his place for a million Euros less. Basically, Siberia is the kind of corner you need to exit wide. How you do that is entirely your business. I like to do it slowly and with dignity, but if you’re feeling salty, then get on the power early and let the bike drift out wide, but haul back some before you go onto the grass. That’s where the wolves and bears are. Oh, and the geese, which are the size of wolves and bears. But they’re worse because they fly. And they do that at random intervals which have nothing to do with there being a motorcycle near them. Sometimes they fly when there is a bike and sometimes they fly when there isn’t a bike. It’s always their call. Remember, there are lots of geese. They can afford to lose a few of themselves to attrition, so they don’t care if they die. So now out of Siberia hard on the gas and some righteously fast left-r