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over the back mudguard I was doing it! And added to that, as Taddy reminded me, by using that old nugget of looking up, to the end of the section – not down at the detail – I was projecting my path more positively. And here’s the thing, at the outset I thought the best line would be the one where you hit the sidewalls of the tyres, avoiding the holes. That’s not the case, as Taddy explained. Sure that can help as you enter the tyre pit, but to do that the whole way is impossible, you have to accept that you will be riding over the chasms, but by keeping that throttle on and by keeping your weight back and head up you do float over. On the next two runs I managed exactly that. If I was younger, and braver I might have continued until I had the technique completely mastered. Instead, with age and a lack of fitness to bear in mind, and only so much courage to call upon (I’m a natural born chicken), I took my two successes as a win and retired ‘on top’. I try not to tickle fate. A ROCK IS A HARD PLACE Next came the rock step on the hill climb. It was a real stopper and clearly an obstacle of worth as Jonny and Taddy took it in turns to hop up it, making little flourishes as they flew above it, the step needing real skills on account of the landing area being just a bike length long. With an obvious chicken run to one side there was no way I was going to do it – leave it to the ex-world trials rider, I reasoned. Only the guys weren’t having that. Frank, the German, had four-times more pluck then he had skills, and given Jonny and Taddy had offered to stand either side of the step as catchers he was happy to give it a go. Typical Frank he ran at the slope at some speed and when he got to the step – the crest of which is above your head height as you approach – he gave his KTM full gas. He didn’t just clear the step, he cleared the heads of Jonny and Taddy and incredibly his KTM ended up wedged in the branches of the tree a clear three feet off the ground. With the bike gone skyward Jonny and Taddy grabbed Frank instead, stopping him falling back off the step. It took all three to get the KTM back do wn. After that display I surely did not want to try it for myself. But of course the group will was against me and there comes a time when having accepted an KNOW THY ENEMY T TADDY BLAZUSIAK addy is the familiar of Tadeusz, by the way. Now 34, Taddy retired at the end of 2016 after a near 20-year career in trials and enduro. A highly decorated rider, he won the Erzberg Rodeo five times, the AMA EnduroCross Championship five times and the FIM Indoor Enduro World Cup six times. After a successful career in trials, including winning the European championship,